ABOUT ME.

"Do you believe in fate?"



16/M/US


Hey, thanks for visiting my site. You can call me d.
I'm kind of a hopeless romantic.
I believe my purpose in life is to find a soulmate, or some shit like that.
I'm a big fan of KMFDM, true crime, and all things spirtual.
My angel number is 444.
I'm an anarchist, but my views on the world tend to be very pessimistic. I think society is well fucked beyond repair.
Revolution at this point is impossible, but its nice to dream, isn't it?


Full name: Dylan Klebold. Just kidding. Not gonna say it on here.

Nicknames: Jack Daniels, Death, D.

Birthplace: Baltimore, MD.

Birthday: 12-30-04

Where Do You Live Now?: Same place.

Parent(s): Ann and Bill.

Sibling(s): Annya and Nick.

Looks: 5'6" 100. Punk with a mullet.

Favorite Animal(s): Possums, 100%.

Favorite TV Show(s): Do people still watch TV?

Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: Industrial, Alt rock, Punk.

Favorite Movie(s): Zero Hour, Zero Day, and Death Proof (duh!)

School: I don't go to school.

Future School: None.

Future Job: None.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None. Unfortunetly.

Best Buds: B and H!!!!

Favorite Candy: Slim Jims X)

Hobbies: Shooting, editing, debating with zombies.

Things You Collect: Your heart <3

Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: Yup.

Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex.? Hair. Or eyes.

Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: Operator (Slenderman) symbol on my inner left ankle, and Dylan's soulmate heart over my heart.

Piercing(s) And Where?: None. Want to get my ears and tounge pierced though.

What Do You Sleep in?: Boxers.

Do you like Chain Letters: Leave that shit in 2012.

Best Advice: Shoot anything that moves, fuck zombies, kill cops, and live like you're gonna die tomorrow!

Favorite Quotes: KILL MANKIND, Natural selection, I love you to infinince, ICH BIN GOTT!

Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: Shooting and blowing shit up.

Dream Car: I don't care for cars.

Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: Taking walks in the woods.

What’s Your Bedtime: Whenever my brain decides it wants me to pass out.

Where Do You Shop?: Hot Topic & Amazon mostly.

Coke or Pepsi: Coke.

Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: Anything black, spikes, camo.

Favorite Subject(s) In School?: Lunch.

Favorite Color(s): Red & Black.

Favorite People To Talk To Online: B & H.

Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper.

Do You Shave? No lol.

Favorite Vacation Spot(s): Denver.

Favorite Family Member(s): I don't like any of them.

Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? What?

Favorite CD you own: My signed KMFDM Blitz CD.

The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: Not a single person, but ZOMBIES!!! And anyone who likes to diss me on Twitter...

Favorite Food(s): Steak.

Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: My ex, probably. Don't tell her though!

What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: Blue cheese.

When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? Burned.

Do You Believe In Aliens?: I know an alien. True story.

If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?: I want to be a professional school shooter. (That's a nik cruz quote, don't come at me FBI...)

Things You Obsess Over: Guns, Columbine, Death.

Favorite Day of the Week: Friday.

A Teacher You Hate: Again, I don't do school.

Favorite Disney Movie: None of them.

What Is Your Favorite Season? Summer.

What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza? Mushrooms and Pepperoni.

Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): Still not in school.

If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? Arvada, CO.

Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Hanging out with my non-exsistent real life friends.

Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up: Uh..

Favorite Magazine(s): I can't remember the last time I read something on paper.

Favorite Flower(s): WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UPPPP BUTTERCUP BABYYY JUST TO LET ME DOWNNN

Favorite Number(s): 420, 444.

Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): Black Rasberry.

What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: Pretty guys, Hot girls.

What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? When my parents found pipe bombs in my room. :/

If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be? My eyebrows.

Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: First teeth, then breakfast.

Favorite Time of Day: 8 pm in the summertime.

Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: Obivously?

Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: Ask them out.

Do You Mind Paying For Sex? Yes..?

What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: Honesty. I don't fucking care if you think i'm dog shit, just tell me straight up.

Do you have a pager or cell phone? Cell phone.

Favorite Sport: Does running count as a sport?

What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? I can't remember one time where I was ever gifted something extraordinary.

How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: 20 minutes, somehow...

What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: The Smashing Pumpkins, the best band on earth.

Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? I'll be dead in the near future. So nobody.

Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? I guess.